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WILLIAM MCGUIGAN WAS BROUGHT UP SMUGGLING AUDIO SECRETS FROM THE MEDITERRANEAN SHORES TO THE MIDDLE EASTERN ISLANDS. HE CAME TO AMERICA IN 2003 TO SETTLE A SCOTTISH TRADE DISPUTE OVER THE FAIR MARKET VALUE OF BLOVIATING BUMBLE BEES. MCGUIGAN WAS FORMERLY A CABLE, BUTTON, AND FOREHEAD PUSHER AT RAVENSWORK IN VENICE WHERE HE FIRST BECAME PARTY TO THE AFOREMENTIONED TRADE DISPUTE. HE IS 5’11” 180 (32,26,36) AND HAS A PREFERENCE FOR FIG FLAVORED TURKISH DELIGHT. IN HIS FREE TIME, HE WORKS ON A FREELANCE BASIS FOR A BUDGET THUMB-PIANO SALESMEN WHO COINCIDENTALLY NEEDED HIS SUPERFLUOUS BUTTON PUSHING ABILITIES AT CITIZEN DEMONSTRATIONS.